A conversation with my two-and-a-half year-old today while changing her fourth stinky diaper:

Under my breath and mostly to myself: "Geeze kid, don't you ever get tired of crapping your pants?"

She pauses for a long time and then sings to me, "Yup! We're all crappin' our pants!"

Maybe I was wrong, maybe she will go to college in diapers.